The rules are Bingo. This isn’t hard, okay? You mark off some squares on the card when the movie does a thing that it says in a square.

But I know some of you really like to be told what to do, so I guess here’s the rules.

Fighting
Fighting is not only inevitable, but encouraged. Because we’re kinda dicks we made some of the squares ambiguous on purpose. Or maybe you just have a dumb definition of something and the people you’re playing with don’t. Either way, in the true spirit of Christmas, just realize it’s inevitable and let it happen.

Getting a Bingo
First person to get a bingo wins. Seriously, it’s bingo, it’s not that hard.

Playing Bingo
Ahem.

Number of Players
There really should be a minimum of two people playing this game in order to foster the inevitable fighting. More people creates more bickering which is even better. I guess you could play this by yourself, but then you’re sitting at home alone watching Greeting Card Christmas movies by yourself playing a game, and that’s kind of sad. But hey, you do you.