So what the hell is all of this?

A few years ago Bee and Kay, lifetime partners and adversaries, were watching some of those awful Greeting Card Christams movies. Why? Who knows. It was on, and yes they still have cable.

Being the geniuses that they are, they spotted the similarities between each and every single one of them pretty much immediately. Kay decided it would be hilarious if somebody made a bingo game out of it. Then she decided that she was the one to do it, being the most hilarious out of the pair. Over the next three years every Christmas time (fucking seriously) Bee and Kay would write down ideas, put them in a bingo format, and play. They actually meant to release this wonderful game to the world in 2018 but you know, just didn’t do it.

But finally in 2019 it happened, and three goddamned years in the making, the game was officially released.

So how is this different than all those other crappy holiday movie bingo games going around? One, you can download ours for free. Two, our website is way funnier than any of those other jackasses. Three, ours are tailor made for a certain company that rhymes with blalmark. Lifetime movie fan? Get the hell outta here, these probably won’t work.

We sincerely hope this game gives you many hours of joy and fighting between you and your loved ones. Let the Christmas spirit reign!